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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

The show must go on! (When Grandma Returns)

Posted on 8:24 PM by Unknown
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Earlier this month I put on and performed my very own play, called “When Grandma Returns,” a work in three acts. It was an immensely satisfying experience because my words were brought to life and because the audience applauded enthusiastically -- and, oh, because the play almost didn’t happen.

Writing it (which took me all of seven days) was the easy part. But putting it on - ha! - was the hard part. It was like the universe conspired against me and attracted drama before the drama. First there was the important matter of actors (casting call was a bust and then those who agreed to do it flaked out), and the people I’d asked for financial contributions contributed nothing so that I paid for all publicity out of pocket, then there was the crucial matter of rehearsals (we hadn’t any until two days prior to showtime) on top of which the operators of the original auditorium proved uncooperative and, to put it un-theatrically, full of shit; and three days before opening night a principal player, perhaps thee principal player as the story revolves around him, flaked out like the others, leaving me to drastically, yet ingeniously, re-write 98% lines and stage directions. I was vexed and near hopeless but I was hell bent on putting on my play. And I did!
I performed for one like I was performing for 100
I found another venue, a cabaret bar, with four days to go. Whew! We ran for two nights. On opening night I had a handsome-sized audience but no lighting technician (bar didn’t inform him of my show) so it was very “hands-on.” On the second night we played to an audience of one, not counting the bemused staff, but had the lighting technician -- and it was a better show than the previous night. I performed for the one like I was performing for 100 audience members and there was never a break of character or missed cue!  

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Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Henry David Thoreau

Posted on 8:13 PM by Unknown
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Every man is the builder of a temple, called his body, to the god he worships, after a style purely his own, nor can he get off by hammering marble instead. We are all sculptors and painters, and our material is our own flesh and blood and bones.

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Friday, April 8, 2011

Back in the saddle

Posted on 12:10 PM by Unknown
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I've been in the mind to cease this web log since before last November. Hence the lack of new posts...but I just couldn't right bring myself to squash it altogether. Have not travelled any the less but, well, now I'm feeling good!

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Thursday, November 4, 2010

Airport body-scan machines

Posted on 5:36 AM by Unknown
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Here is a telling article about the "security" measures being quickly implemented in American airports. They are feckless, useless, intrusive, time-consuming and over-the-top...but it's the human personnel that are worse: Security screeners shout at travellers and are curt to the point you want to punch their big mouths. TSA apparently hires from the bottom of the job pool. The lowly employees they hire wouldn't and couldn't stop a terrorist if one were going through the line because smoke-and-mirrors and shouting is no match against the real thing. Read on:

Opt Out of A Body Scan? Then Brace Yourself 
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Tuesday, November 2, 2010

No new posts due to sickness

Posted on 9:48 AM by Unknown
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The lack of updates is owing to a stomach bug I caught a couple of weeks back. Being sick is the pits!!
But feel all better now and have my appetite back...so will resume posting some of the juicy bits of my European travels.

Ciao

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Wednesday, October 20, 2010

My first Oktoberfest (Munich)

Posted on 4:05 PM by Unknown
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Was going through my writings when I discovered the following post was sitting in the Draft folder still un-published! On top of that it's a "timely" piece: about my first trip to Munich two years ago last week:


I visited Munich only because I was travelling up from Austria. It was mere coincidence that my arrival was during the famous Oktoberfest (which is actually held in late September. Go figure) and I thought, Oh this should be something!


stupid shit seen at Oktoberfest

stupid shit not seen at Oktoberfest


Oktoberfest is great -- if you like your drunks alive, loud and sausaged in lederhosens. Me? I prefer drunks quiet, dead, and maturely dressed. Everywhere the head swiveled the eyes - and ears and nose - encountered merry drunkards who looked like rosy cheeked escapees from a woodcutting work camp. And where there were gaps there were plenty of equally bad dressed American and Australian tourists who gladly acted fools. As I sat in Burger King soaking up the free wi-fi some New Jersey assholes shouted AND sang cheers for the New Jersey Jets. Classless.


Their girlfriends just laughed along. Any social studies course that posits females are selective about their mates for the logical reasons of protection, stability, breeding prowess is full of shit; namely because females dig jerks (lifelong projects) and, therefore, are not logical creatures.
I was in Munich for less than one day and was 'randomly' stopped by two pairs of pigs on the grounds of "border control"
Onwards. My impression of Munich is also smeared by the racism of its detectives. At least, they posed as undercover agents. (This presented a real problem to me for how am I supposed to know an undercover pig from a con man posing as an undercover pig? A very popular scam in Latin America and there is no reason to think it does not happen here.)
I was in Munich for less than one day and was 'randomly' stopped by two pairs of pigs on the grounds of border control. The EU has no borders.
But as all the white and liberal and educated, homosexual-friendly people tell me: There is no more racism.
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Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Italian women are racists. Italian men are racist peacocks

Posted on 4:34 PM by Unknown
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Italians are not known to be all that hospitable towards black people. I heard about it before I got here. Was told the racial attitudes were different between the northern and southern guidos. But it is not. I experienced the attitudes of contempt last year when I visited northern Italy; experienced the attitudes of contempt this year while I'm visiting Rome.  Especially from the women.
Italy is a racist society
Old cunts clam up when I approach and just watch me...like doberman pincers.
If they have room to scram, they really make a show of moving out of my path. Those behind counters give off an icy vibe. Typical of Italians, they are legends in their own minds...glamorous movies have really hyped their heads into thinking they are the most desirable women on Earth. They are not.


And if Italian birds are serious about looking like 'all-that', then they have only  to take a cue from their male counterparts who clearly know how to dress and pluck their eyebrows better than the women. God, Italian men are terribly vain about their appearances.  



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