Thus begins Mardi Gras!

Happy Mardi Gras!!

There was no Carnival parade this year in Puerto Vallarta because the homosexual community effed it up last year with their inability to differentiate a normal parade from a Pride parade. There is a difference between being fun and sexy, and just being vulgar and slutty. I heard from a few local sources last year's participants were grotesque & overtly sexual (and, naturally, non family-oriented) and, so, the city did not grant a permit this year. Kudos to them.

But, damn, check out my washboard abs non gras!