The following is an actual rant published care of Montreal's Rant line:
Hey Montreal, you know what grinds my gears? I'm a dog owner and I don't understand why they don't allow dogs in restaurants, but they allow BABIES. My dog shits outside, he doesn't shit inside.
Babies shit inside. It STINKS. And my dog's well-behaved, he's quiet. Babies aren't quiet. It just sucks. I have a shitty job, you know, and when I make some money, I go to a restaurant for a good meal and there's Mr. Baby, yeah, and he's crying, yeah. Fuck babies. I hate babies. It's called condoms, fucking wear condoms.[BLEEP!] [italics added]
Babies shit inside. It STINKS. And my dog's well-behaved, he's quiet. Babies aren't quiet. It just sucks. I have a shitty job, you know, and when I make some money, I go to a restaurant for a good meal and there's Mr. Baby, yeah, and he's crying, yeah. Fuck babies. I hate babies. It's called condoms, fucking wear condoms.[BLEEP!] [italics added]My sentiments exactly...and I also don't care much for pets. As W.C. Fields mused, "Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad."
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